Shiny Toy Penises.

I hate how people on Facebook post the most irrelevant things pictures ever. »

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

It’s like:

lms if ur against child slavery

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alexisaurusrex:

This is how I spend my money.

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fuckyeahndasian:

this is how youre supposed to make koolaid
white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in
shit taste like water with batteries in it
if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right

fuckyeahndasian:

this is how youre supposed to make koolaid

white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in

shit taste like water with batteries in it

if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right

tyleroakley:

gurl imma have to call you back

Me.

courtnog:

masterofbirds:

emiisaurus:

healthiie:

accurate depiction of most magazine covers.

never fails to make me laugh my ass off

also sad about it’s incredible accuracy

Also
I hate the Vanilla world’s definition of “kink.”

for the first 30 seconds i was trying to think if i would like my nipples on dudes balls

drunkonstevphen:

Stephen & Jimmy discuss the state of their relationship.

That moment you’re watching a good show and your whole family just comes in hella loud.